The Mother of all Mouse Chases

One very happy mouse chaser

The bigger the mouse, the bigger the chase





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All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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25-May-2019