How Fast Were They Going?

No - this isn’t the Joe-kster’s motorcycle!

When two vehicles won’t yield to each other



Car and Motorcycle High Speed Crash

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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20-Jun-2018