Dr. Plank - “Speck Out Of Your Eye” Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself



How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye,” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4


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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets


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15-Jan-2019