Dr. Plank - “Speck Out Of Your Eye” Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself



How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye,” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4


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God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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22-May-2019