Dr. Plank - “Speck Out Of Your Eye” Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself



How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye,” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4


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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille


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23-Oct-2018