Dr. Plank - “Speck Out Of Your Eye” Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself



How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye,” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4


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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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20-Aug-2018