Dr. Plank - “Speck Out Of Your Eye” Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself



How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye,” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4


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God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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20-Jun-2018