Dr. Plank - “Speck Out Of Your Eye” Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself



How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye,” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4


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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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16-Sep-2019