Japanese Yen for Downside Housing

Downside House in a Rightside World





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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare


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24-Apr-2018