Japanese Yen for Downside Housing

Downside House in a Rightside World





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Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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23-Oct-2017