Seeing Is Believing
Two elderly
women were out driving in a large car, neither could barely see over the dashboard. As
they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they
just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be
losing it, I could
have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again
they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been
red, but
was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to
pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right
through it.
She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through
three red lights in a row? You could have killed us."
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh No! Am I driving?"