Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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19-Feb-2019