Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


QuotaBills
Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X


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11-Nov-2019