Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville


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24-Apr-2019