Horse Laughter

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins