Step Ladder

Climbing up to meet your real relatives









Different heights between Stepfather and Stepson

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Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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