Step Ladder

Climbing up to meet your real relatives









Different heights between Stepfather and Stepson

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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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23-Apr-2018