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Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

He who labors diligently need never despair, for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor. - Menander

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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23-Oct-2017