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A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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