![]() Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell Police radar traps Down Under Cyclists Speed Limit Strictly Enforced Dodgy Coppers New Speed Trap Oklahoma’s New Posted Speed Limit Radar Speed Check School Speed Limit Speed Limit Enforced by Attack Aircraft Speed Limit Warning Spotted Spotters Summer Speeding Ticket Taxing Speed Limit Texas Speed Camera Toll Booth Speed Limit Underwater Radar Trap Where Nobody Speeds |
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