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Things are a little different in  Canada

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele



 

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24-Nov-2017