Beer Floating

Let the summer games begin in Finland



Beer Floating in Finland

Beer floating (Kaljakellunta in Finnish) is a Finnish summer event,
where participants float on the Kerava River (or Vantaa River) from
Vantaa to a downstream riverside beach in Helsinki.
Entrants use small rubber crafts while equipping nothing more than
a paddle and loads of  Beer.

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


Beer Bags
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
“Beer On Tap” Bike
Beer Pong
Burnt Beer
Cold Beer
Cold Weather Beer
Dog Beer Conversion
Free Beer
Guess the Beer!
Kegerator
Lean Beer
Light Beer
Light Beer House
One Beer A Day
Rainbow Beer
Redneck Beer Hunter
Redneck Beer Opener
Redneck Beer Stacker
Senior Beer Drinker’s Bar
Thirst Quencher Fridge
Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Dog Drink Beer

 

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22-Apr-2018