Bacon Mints

Uncle Oinker’s savory products



Bacon Mints

Indulging in your favourite  Breath Mints

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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23-Oct-2019