Wheelbarrow Races

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Whether you live in a city or a small town, and whether you drive a car, take the bus or ride a train, at some point in the day, everyone is a pedestrian. - Anthony Foxx

I take a lot of pride in the work I do, because people pay to see me. They've got to get babysitters, park their car, get popcorn and candy. I've got to be conscious of that. - Mr. T

I've always played cards. I can't remember when there wasn't a gambling game going on somewhere, even if it was a craps game in a wheelbarrow on the backside of the racetrack. - Wilford Brimley

If you are a writer, you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space. - Joyce Carol Oates

Medicine is the one place where all the show is stripped off the human drama. You, as doctors, will be in a position to see the human race stark naked - not only physically, but mentally and morally as well. - Martin H. Fischer


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11-Dec-2017