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A deer that’s fawn of you

Rudolph talks to Beau while Bambi cuts the lawn



Deer looks into camera lens

En-deering oneself to wildlife in a San Antonio, Texas suburb

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue it has. - Talmud

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright


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19-Feb-2018