China Road Load

Going home with a load of sweet wheat

Chinese peasant with a load on his mind



Chinese peasant riding on top of hay load

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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