Zombies Can’t Swim

How to sell used boats

Creative advertising can sell anything



Zombies Can't Swim - creative advertising

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Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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19-Feb-2018