Zombies Can’t Swim

How to sell used boats

Creative advertising can sell anything



Zombies Can't Swim - creative advertising

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Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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21-Apr-2018