Zombies Can’t Swim

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Zombies Can't Swim - creative advertising

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Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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24-Jun-2018