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Wisdom In Phrases
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation
A slight impediment in the wife’s speech

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. - Socrates

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - W. C. Fields

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain

Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

Money can’t buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, “Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.” - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

The cardiologist’s diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers


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