Ultimate Manwich
This will solve every man’s appetite!

In“greed”ients: 1 loaf of hard crusted Italian bread, 3 Ribeye steaks 1 lb mushrooms,
an onion, 1lb of bacon, 1lb of Swiss cheese, butcher paper and foil wrap

Hollow out the bread

Cook meats, mushrooms & onions - try to leave the steaks a little rare

Shove two of the steaks into the bread

Sauce the steak, different on each side - use half thick worchestershire sauce and
half Dijon mustard and horse radish sauce

Add a layer of all of bacon

... a layer of Swiss cheese

Stuff in as much of the mushroom and onion mixture you can

Then add the other steak, along with the juices from the pan

... a little more sauce

Top off with more Swiss

Put the top of the loaf back on

Wrap in butcher’s paper

Wrap in foil

Put a heavy cutting board on top to squish it down

Now add weight (suggest 140lbs) and let it sit for 4 hours

Take weight off, and wait...

Cut and enjoy!

Next stop: ICU

see also   Bizarre,  Dining,  Food  &  Hospital  Sections
Famous Aussie Burger
Heart Attack Grill
Triple Bypass Burger
Very Fat Burger

A watered-down Apple - water ya see is water ya get!
At least Google driverless cars stay on the road
Found The Apple Maps Car
Some salt licks are disguised as dogs
Speaking in Tongues for Animals
Why does everything always happen to me?
Baby's Off Day
Now Bubba can keep track of how many days 'til Christmas
Redneck Advent Calendar
Spam garburator - giving the boot to unsolicited mail
Mac Mailbox
Easing the stress of a hurt relationship
Falling In Love
Rider Fans are coming to Calgary
Grey Cup Fever
Trying to get out of style
Straightjacket Fashion
Looking for used snow removal equipment?
Snow Is Coming
Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!
Hunter's Dream Wedding
Jamaican I-Pod
Car Stereo Without The Car
Hats off to these adorable creatures
Fedorable Platypuses
Going round and round in circles
Forever Round
Champagne tastes on a beer belly budget
Hummer Carriage
Gynecologist's tip: whistle while you work
Singing Gynecologist
Chasing a feline shadow
Cat Extension
Submissions by Jim SerritellaFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site


QR Code

Top Joe-ks

Phrases, Expressions & ...
Spring Flowers
Redneck Quotes
Mission Statement Gener ...
Texting Abbreviations f ...
Husband Day Care Center
African Pit Bull
British Columbia Place ...
Redneck Grills
Books Never Written
Elastic Baby - Family S ...
Niger River Crocodile
'Do It' Professional Tr ...
Strange Sculptures
Toll Booth Speed Limit
‘First’ Class Puns
Aptonym & Aptronym Joe- ...
Tattoo Fountain
Heart Attack Grill
Topless Kate Middleton
Riddles from joe-ks.com
Hazardous Materials Dat ...
Redneck Abs
B.C. – Bathroom Commo ...
Learn Chinese In 5 Minu ...
Chicken, Fox & Grain Pu ...
World's First Hybrid Mo ...
Punctuation Is Importan ...
How Men Think
Alligator & Crocodile J ...
Phrases, Clichés, Expr ...
joe-ks.com's CRAPPy Acr ...
710 Cover
Redneck 101 - How To Sp ...
Redneck Spaghetti
Trivia from joe-ks.com
Newspaper Bloopers
Ponderous Points
Excerpt from a Lion Coo ...
Leg Art
Family Tent
Redneck Ceiling Tiles
Sign Model
China Assignment
New Man Group
What’s That Smell?
Couch Ouch
Luxury Bungalows
Dehydrated Water
Unger Games
Fortune Cookies - In Be ...
SideCar Illusion
Parallel Diver
Bad Timing for a Cymbal ...
Bad Dog Sculpture
Boss Bird
For Tailgaters
Girlfriend Math
Pothole Garden
Marzipan Babies
Motorcycle Side-Car
New Element in the Peri ...
Biblical Humour
Only in Bora Bora - Wat ...
Phyllis Diller Quotes
Good Morning Babushka
Redneck Engineering Exa ...
Clear Water
Old People Never Die, T ...
An Old Man’s Dying Re ...
Can You Spot the Hidden ...
Ultimate Manwich
Skoda Limousine
Titanic's Non-Romantic ...
Strange Old Vehicles
Texas Peace Sign
It’s Not My Job
3 Stages Of A Man's Lif ...
Royal Family Portrait
Chocolate Math
Tom Swifties
Got Any Gwapes?
Insults With Class
Dog Face or Dog Butt?
Redneck Box Barbeque
Shark Selfie
Sex Education in Saskat ...
Australian Sheep Farm - ...
Waves of Hawaii
“Female Speak” Tran ...
Groucho Marx Quotes
Pine Trees Know When It ...
Rubik’s Cube Jigsaw P ...
Karate Sign Kick
Hobo Facebook
His First Hot Rod
Redneck Bird Dogs
Designer Shoes
Breaking News
Balls Removed
Cat Bread or Cat Loaf?
Redneck Portable Campin ...
Last Baby Cobra Picture
Front To Side View
Coke Advertising Slogan ...
Biker Love
Redneck Muscles
Find The Hidden Animals
Queen’s Recent Visit ...
Jockey Racing
Ugly To The Bone
Belly Button Tattoos fo ...
Garage Door Art
Bonsai Fruit Tree
Dream Houses from Aroun ...
Lateral Thinking
The Eye Of A Needle
Honey, What’s For Sup ...
Kitten Skeletor Costume
Chicken Farm Wedding
Portable Lawn Mower
Church Bulletin Blooper ...
Redneck Letter - From M ...
Moonie Coin
Proof That 7 x 13 Equal ...
Hiding Horse
Girl’s Party
Canadian Beer Box Compu ...
Doughnut Monster Truck
John Lennon Lines
Genuine Fake Shoes
Tire Alligators
You’ve Lived In Alber ...
Tonto’s Horse Coolant
Y'Allbonics (Southern S ...


Annoying Tourist
Bear Print
Underwater Photography
Robert Frost Quotes
It's Never Too Late, Ha ...
Hawaii Motorcycle Warri ...
Outlet Wall
Redneck Faucet
Designer Lamp
Fish Eye Lens
BMW's New Half Car
New Police Radar - 'Sig ...
McLaden Burger
Stealth Birdhouse
Wheel-y High Tricycle
Urban Thug Anatomy
Church Wedgie
Nun's Bedpan Gas
Used Cows For Sale
High-Wire Act Violin
Redneck Manicure
Autumn Camouflage
Butt Meter
Dog Download
In Memory of Ed Schelle ...
Elastic Baby - Family S ...
Starbuck's Employee of ...
Kids In Church
Sniff Time
Airless See-Through Tir ...
Goat Trick
African Pit Bull
Digital Camera For Sale ...
Defence Budget Cuts
Guide Dog's Non-Appreci ...
Letter to the IRS
Waterfall Path
Cold Hearted Women @ Th ...
Winter Bike
Stuffed Owl
iPhone Evolution
Cold Weather Travel War ...
Spooky Car Ad
Toy Prayers
Cosmetic Surgery - Wife ...
Run Down Apartments
Car Safety Lock
Rich Man's Hobby
Fast Flower
Don't Get Your Head In ...
Balled Up
You Want Me To Do What?
Wave Bored Rider's Upli ...
Anti-War Protest Rally
Frequent FlyHair
Michael Phelps - In The ...
Math Dice
St. Patrick's Pot of Go ...
Satellite 'Art' - 100% ...
Bird on a Wire (past te ...
Mouth Golf - Drive of t ...
Africa Car Security
The Power Of Faith
Some People Raise Child ...
USA Flight Formation
Camouflage Couch
Camel Bungee Jumping
Beauty Bag
Dent Damage - New V8 De ...
How Bachelors Kill Moth ...
Baptist Dog Tricks
Candle Power
Time Flies
Same Mistake
Bruce Lee Coffee
Going Cold Turkey
Backpack Key Fob
Playing Cards with Siam ...
I Finally Know Why
Foot Pool
Stealth Graffiti
Lean Two Friends
First Performance
How To Make A Deer Stan ...
Doctor's Hunting Skills
Sign Model
Baby Peephole
Cart Man - Biker To The ...
Redneck Campfire
Milking Time in Washing ...
Paper Playground
Jim Class
Putting Out Fires
Step Lover
Europe Road Trip
Acupuncture Face
Little Johnny's Tampax ...
Open Face Sandwich
Apathetic Ignorance
Pet Food Tester
Girl's Pen Knife
Looking Small
Texas Wine Glass
Staff Communications
The Honey Truck
New Arizona State Flag
Snorkeling in Winnipeg
AA Meeting
Chronic Coughers
Fruit Art
World Peas
Cough Syrup - The Best ...
Cat Physics
Daily Exercise for Seni ...
Dog Laundry - Hung Out ...
Barn Owl Beauty
Mower Handle Extender
Spider Time
Church Sign Messages
Almond Treats For The B ...
Balloon Buddies
Little White Lies @ the ...
Electric Football
Tobacco Smoke Enema
Happy Valentine's Day t ...
Welcome To Scotland
Mom's Lost Cake Deliver ...
Saskatchewan Chopper La ...
Underwater Golf
NASCAR Fan - Diehard Ca ...
Cellphone Karma
Autumn Camouflage
Owl Have A Coffee
Engish Language
Home In A Box
Gas Passer - Downwind P ...
Black Bra Sales
Lightning Strikes - Twi ...
Navy Seals


Redneck Ceiling Tiles
Human Adaption
Fish Bowl Costume
Chin Up Exercise For Th ...
Skeleton Opera
Tattoo Fountain
Supervised Motorcycle W ...
Hot Air Oven
Dinner Around The Corne ...
Tire-d Workers
Fish Walker
Always Enough TP
Mane Spray
Push Door
Split Beach Personality
Wave Pools in India
Money Head
Gecko Earring
Land Surfing
Vatican Window Cleaners
Mountain TV
Redneck Manual
Bench Fishermen
Downhill Cycling
Alien Seating
Spaghetti Topping
Laundry Load
Cheap Flight
Elephant Ludo
Redneck Tricycle
Winter Laundry
Snowplow For Seniors
Lion Tail Tale
Looking Ahead
Boat Man
World's First Binary Si ...
Left Hanging
Head Loose Socket
Hot Air Balloon Dominoe ...
Armpit Inspectors
Elephant Enema
Redneck Windshield Wipe ...
Plain Plane Seat
Unlikely Friends
Laptop Security
Pipe Pants
Facial Hair
Company Escape Clause
River Crossing
Face Plant
Pour Picture
Long Kiss
Not You!
Teeter TottHer
Camel Bike
Cloth Road
ShareWhere Bathroom
Ski Bathroom
Redneck Spare Tire
Car Shoelusion
News With A View
Too Much Homework?
Camel Pumps
Swimming Helmet
Tea Arc
But Why, Officer?
Hand Soap
Pink Pet
Fish Face
Pelican-Eat-Dog World
Bathroom Diving
Caught Cat
Redneck Halloween
Redneck TP Holder
Just Hatched
Doves Forever
Warm Sweater
Redneck Tractor
Mac Shoe
Polish Paramedics
Redneck Racecar
Hanging Load
Sheep Chair
Spooky House
Chain Fence Bed
Stretch Girl
Swingset Car
Cat Salesman Of The Yea ...
Male Pedicure
Stooletto Heels
Toddler Dance
Mozart in Africa
Playground Motorcyclist
Pet Shoe
Redneck Swing Tree
Bathroom Laptop
Chair Ruler
Sushi Earrings
Rubber-Burning Backseat ...
Redneck Solution for Hi ...
Zipper Pavement
Goat Power
Carden Garden
Mechanical Patient
Ascot Fashion Statement
Desert Muffins
Tennis Halfpipe
Trampoline Safety
Alternative to Elevator ...
Toy Recall
Water Music
Collara Dog
Handicap Helper
Rubik's Head
Ukrainian Crotch Jumpin ...
electricAL safety
Out On A Bender
Eyekon Camera
Yoga Leadership
Portable Auto Body Shop
Jet Bike
Redneck Automatic Lawnm ...
Helmut Helmet
Ugly To The Bone
Land Yacht
Motorbike Surfing
Lightweight Safety Glas ...
Dental Checkup
Addictive Mahjong
Health Plug
Golfer's Breakfast
Math Clock
Circular Motorcycle