Ultimate Manwich
This will solve every man’s appetite!

In“greed”ients: 1 loaf of hard crusted Italian bread, 3 Ribeye steaks 1 lb mushrooms,
an onion, 1lb of bacon, 1lb of Swiss cheese, butcher paper and foil wrap

Hollow out the bread

Cook meats, mushrooms & onions - try to leave the steaks a little rare

Shove two of the steaks into the bread

Sauce the steak, different on each side - use half thick worchestershire sauce and
half Dijon mustard and horse radish sauce

Add a layer of all of bacon

... a layer of Swiss cheese

Stuff in as much of the mushroom and onion mixture you can

Then add the other steak, along with the juices from the pan

... a little more sauce

Top off with more Swiss

Put the top of the loaf back on

Wrap in butcher’s paper

Wrap in foil

Put a heavy cutting board on top to squish it down

Now add weight (suggest 140lbs) and let it sit for 4 hours

Take weight off, and wait...

Cut and enjoy!

Next stop: ICU

see also   Bizarre,  Dining,  Food  &  Hospital  Sections
Famous Aussie Burger
Heart Attack Grill
Triple Bypass Burger
Very Fat Burger

What kind of pun-e ship would you sail on?
For those who feel and taste their wine
Insect Wine Glass
Would you like to add this to your daily commute?
Driving in Bolivia
Watch for a couch potato in the cycling lane
Office Bike
Latest Word Search Puzzle: Retro Cross #16
Word Search Puzzles
Everyday Exotic in the Middle East
Saudi Exotic Cuisine
Ever had to make ends meet while you stretch for your next meal?
Heavy Meal Deal
Coping with job stress
Chair Spin Day
Some playground equipment didn't pass safety inspection
Playground Mistakes
How I ground my kids
You Are Grounded
Standoff at the African watering hole
Serengeti Tug of War
Putting the 'air' in Jethro's aerodynamic bike
Turbo Bike
Why be too tired when you can be three tired?
Tire Trike
Premium emergency assistance for English golfers
Ambulance Caddy
Imodium Podium: why some athletes didn't make it to the podium
Fast Food in Beijing
It'll fit if I turn it sideways, right?
They thought he would never get off the island...
Table Boat
Submissions by Jim SerritellaFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site


QR Code

Top Joe-ks

Redneck Quotes
Phrases, Expressions & ...
Spring Flowers
Mission Statement Gener ...
'Do It' Professional Tr ...
Texting Abbreviations f ...
Phrases, Clichés, Expr ...
How To Draw An Owl
Good Morning Babushka
Redneck Abs
Chicken, Fox & Grain Pu ...
Complete or Finished
710 Cover
Elastic Baby - Family S ...
Fortune Cookies - In Be ...
Books Never Written
You Are Grounded
Coke Advertising Slogan ...
Heavy Meal Deal
Motorcycle Side-Car
Serengeti Tug of War
Australian Sheep Farm - ...
Cowbelly Tattoo
Afghanistan Map
Property Boundary
World's First Hybrid Mo ...
Murphy’s Law + ... Ru ...
Insults With Class
Stop Cutting Trees!
Sarah Palin's Vogue Mag ...
Redneck 101 - How To Sp ...
Wine Pairing in the Sto ...
Humour Archives @ joe-k ...
Fast Food in Beijing
Chair Spin Day
‘First’ Class Puns
Pet Pig
Redneck Grills
Montgomery Ward 1934 Ch ...
Only in Bora Bora - Wat ...
Two Cow Capitalism
Piranha on Steroids
Family Tent
WC Fields Quotes
His First Hot Rod
Tree Stand
Image Captions - Lookin ...
Biker Love
Miss Chernobyl 2004
Table Boat
Hay Bale Art On The Pra ...
Titanic's Non-Romantic ...
Anti-Gun Neighbour
Playground Mistakes
Baseball Photobomb
Five Stages of a Female ...
Groucho Marx Quotes
Redneck Birthday Presen ...
Fishing Trip in New Zea ...
Safety Joe-ks
Puzzle Joe-ks
Church Sign Messages
3D Tattoo
Waves of Hawaii
Find The Hidden Animals
Ambulance Caddy
Phyllis Diller Quotes
Chinese Shoelusion
Rubik’s Cube Jigsaw P ...
Clear Water
Biker’s Fifth Wheel T ...
Moose Police
Military Joe-ks
Tongue Twisters
'Do It' Professional Tr ...
Hazardous Materials Dat ...
Texas Outhouse Art
Tonto’s Horse Coolant
B.C. – Bathroom Commo ...
Learn Chinese In 5 Minu ...
Snowy Owl Substitute
New Element in the Peri ...
Best of the Will Rogers ...
Holes of the World
Saudi Exotic Cuisine
Rodney Dangerfield Quot ...
Turbo Bike
Senior Lemon Picker
Housework Quotes
Selfie Pilot
Oversize Load
Strange Old Vehicles
Autumn Tree
Water Walkers - Part II
Aging Joe-ks
Cat Joe-ks
Newspaper Bloopers
Beware of Solar Power
Grouper Record
Leg Art
Greatest Italian Riders
Husband Day Care Center
Student’s Failing Gra ...
How Babies Are Made In ...
Bug Backpack
Racing a 'Hot' Rod
Ultimate Manwich
A Picture Of Me In The ...
Tire Trike
Powerplant Swimsuit Mod ...
Soda Bottle Boat
Redneck Bird Dogs
Mental Hospital Hotline
Heart Attack Grill
Unger Games
Entertaining Joe-ks
Language Joe-ks
Marriage Joe-ks
Nationality Joe-ks
Ouch (Pain-full) Joe-ks
Religious Joe-ks
Newlywed Joe-ks
Ponderous Points
Killer Sudoku Rules
Anagram Joe-ks
Anniversary Joe-ks
Bike Trike
Redneck Air Conditioner ...
Gold Ferrari
Cowboy Tombstone
Flower Pot Children
Dentist Bowling
Beach Trick - Head's Up
Toothpaste Production L ...


Why Neanderthals Became ...
Forgotten Photos
Dusty Playground
Canine Complex
One Sushi Is Enough
One Beer A Day
Democrat Black Bear
Ultimate Camouflage
Bedside Non-Assistance
Why Dogs Bite Their Own ...
Vacuum Cleaning Skills
Recession Boss
Redneck BMW Grills
Gas Competitors Reach A ...
Leaning Bookshelves
World's First Hard Hat
Living With A Blonde
Moroff Manager
Keyboard Shoes
Worst Job in the Army
Young Dutch Football Fa ...
Standard & Poor's Downg ...
Boo Who? Surprise, Surp ...
Cherokee Legend
Disco Prawn
Clarinet Solution for L ...
Cowboy and Preacher
Bach Scratching
Proctologist's Second-H ...
Amish Mechanical Proble ...
Anxious Farmer
Finger Football
Dog Shoes
Pooped Out Playground
Portable Playpen
Animal Adoption
Fast Escape
Bible Bar
Thongthing Special
Dalmation Dog Cycling
Dubm Quotes
Lion On Stilts
Wikipedia Offline
Old Dog
'First' Class Puns
This Is My Road
Duct Tape Rules - New M ...
Golfer's Best Friend
Pizza Melt
Toilet Paper For The Mo ...
'Beer On Tap' Bike
40th Wedding Anniversar ...
Resume Bloopers
Power Line Road
Redneck Bungee Jumping
Coca Cola Twins
Ascent to the Papacy - ...
My Ex-Wife, The Pilot
Computer Bread
Christmas Laser Light S ...
It's Safe To Come Out N ...
Canadian Terroristes
How Not To Cut Your Wif ...
Kids Song Lyrics
7 Dwarfs of Menopause
Nose Thrills
My Valentine
Pulled You Over
Best Hands-On Coverage
Cat Stroke
Rural Free Delivery
Mountain Road
Tree Barking
In Memory of Ed Schelle ...
Young Who Suffer
Computer's Organization ...
Medieval History by Col ...
How Hot Is It?
Bubble Car
New Swiss Bra
Swimming Helmet
Senior's Golf Cart
Open Face Sandwich
Calculator Flip Flops
Mother's Day Gift - Not
Anti-Gun Neighbour
Tasty Migratory Birds
Alternative Retirement ...
British Columbia Place ...
African Wheelbarrow
Elephant Sunset
1st Modern Church
Divorce Cakes
Portable Dog Carriers
Holey Golfing
Fish Diet
Make Womb For Baby
Moose Cheese
Border Smuggler
Garage Watchdog
Jesus Is Watching You!
Euro English
Future Therapy
Horse Drawn Carriage
Self Portrait for Squir ...
Phyllis Diller Quotes
Single Men For Long-Ter ...
Beer Drinking Through Y ...
Typical Males
Word Puzzle Clock
Da Vinci Code Revealed
Stork Exhaust
Son's Cookie Scale
Barbsled - Ladies Downh ...
When You Need To Replac ...
Lego Restoration
Redneck's Computer Mail ...
Spot the Thief
Dear Bank Manager: Ban ...
Socket To Me
Me? No - I Use That Hyd ...
Cherry Picker
Hormone Guide
A Baboon Wood - Would Y ...
Fish Hook Removal
Why I Didn't Make The O ...
Wired For Coffee
Beer Diet
Lazy Dogs
Gun Leash
Bubba's Last Semester
2005 Darwin Awards
Japanese Haiku Windows ...
All Over It
No Shooting


Redneck Ceiling Tiles
Human Adaption
Fish Bowl Costume
Chin Up Exercise For Th ...
Skeleton Opera
Tattoo Fountain
Supervised Motorcycle W ...
Hot Air Oven
Dinner Around The Corne ...
Tire-d Workers
Fish Walker
Always Enough TP
Mane Spray
Push Door
Split Beach Personality
Wave Pools in India
Money Head
Gecko Earring
Land Surfing
Vatican Window Cleaners
Mountain TV
Redneck Manual
Bench Fishermen
Downhill Cycling
Alien Seating
Spaghetti Topping
Laundry Load
Cheap Flight
Elephant Ludo
Redneck Tricycle
Winter Laundry
Snowplow For Seniors
Lion Tail Tale
Looking Ahead
Boat Man
World's First Binary Si ...
Left Hanging
Head Loose Socket
Hot Air Balloon Dominoe ...
Armpit Inspectors
Elephant Enema
Redneck Windshield Wipe ...
Plain Plane Seat
Unlikely Friends
Laptop Security
Pipe Pants
Facial Hair
Company Escape Clause
River Crossing
Face Plant
Pour Picture
Long Kiss
Not You!
Teeter TottHer
Camel Bike
Cloth Road
ShareWhere Bathroom
Ski Bathroom
Redneck Spare Tire
Car Shoelusion
News With A View
Too Much Homework?
Camel Pumps
Swimming Helmet
Tea Arc
But Why, Officer?
Hand Soap
Pink Pet
Fish Face
Pelican-Eat-Dog World
Bathroom Diving
Caught Cat
Redneck Halloween
Redneck TP Holder
Just Hatched
Doves Forever
Warm Sweater
Redneck Tractor
Mac Shoe
Polish Paramedics
Redneck Racecar
Hanging Load
Sheep Chair
Spooky House
Chain Fence Bed
Stretch Girl
Swingset Car
Cat Salesman Of The Yea ...
Male Pedicure
Stooletto Heels
Toddler Dance
Mozart in Africa
Playground Motorcyclist
Pet Shoe
Redneck Swing Tree
Bathroom Laptop
Chair Ruler
Sushi Earrings
Rubber-Burning Backseat ...
Redneck Solution for Hi ...
Zipper Pavement
Goat Power
Carden Garden
Mechanical Patient
Ascot Fashion Statement
Desert Muffins
Tennis Halfpipe
Trampoline Safety
Alternative to Elevator ...
Toy Recall
Water Music
Collara Dog
Handicap Helper
Rubik's Head
Ukrainian Crotch Jumpin ...
electricAL safety
Out On A Bender
Eyekon Camera
Yoga Leadership
Portable Auto Body Shop
Jet Bike
Redneck Automatic Lawnm ...
Helmut Helmet
Ugly To The Bone
Land Yacht
Motorbike Surfing
Lightweight Safety Glas ...
Dental Checkup
Addictive Mahjong
Health Plug
Golfer's Breakfast
Math Clock
Circular Motorcycle