Ultimate Manwich
This will solve every man’s appetite!


In“greed”ients: 1 loaf of hard crusted Italian bread, 3 Ribeye steaks 1 lb mushrooms,
an onion, 1lb of bacon, 1lb of Swiss cheese, butcher paper and foil wrap


Hollow out the bread


Cook meats, mushrooms & onions - try to leave the steaks a little rare


Shove two of the steaks into the bread


Sauce the steak, different on each side - use half thick worchestershire sauce and
half Dijon mustard and horse radish sauce


Add a layer of all of bacon


... a layer of Swiss cheese


Stuff in as much of the mushroom and onion mixture you can


Then add the other steak, along with the juices from the pan


... a little more sauce


Top off with more Swiss


Put the top of the loaf back on


Wrap in butcher’s paper


Wrap in foil


Put a heavy cutting board on top to squish it down


Now add weight (suggest 140lbs) and let it sit for 4 hours


Take weight off, and wait...


Cut and enjoy!


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