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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Fear is a tyrant and a despot, more terrible than the rack, more potent than the snake. - Edgar Wallace

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Fear can't hurt you. When it washes over you, give it no power. it's a snake with no venom. - Maureen Johnson

I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. - Steve Irvin

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt


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