Redneck Firewall

Bubba has cybersecurity installed in his house

Is malware going to knock your computer off the Internet?



Redneck Brick Computer Firewall

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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Virus: a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine." - Unknown

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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20-Oct-2019