Picture Of Me Getting Naked

He asked me to send him a picture...

Refreshing climax to a long day of shopping

He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. - Don Herold

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

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