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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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