Picture Of Me Getting Naked

He asked me to send him a picture...

Refreshing climax to a long day of shopping


He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W. Somerset Maugham

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin


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