Picture Of Me Getting Naked

He asked me to send him a picture...

Refreshing climax to a long day of shopping


He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W. Somerset Maugham

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. - Don Herold

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille


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