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Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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