Picture Of Me Getting Naked

He asked me to send him a picture...

Refreshing climax to a long day of shopping


He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W.H. Auden

Limits, like fear, is often an illusion. - Michael Jordan

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W. Somerset Maugham

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin


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