Picture Of Me Getting Naked

He asked me to send him a picture...

Refreshing climax to a long day of shopping


He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W.H. Auden

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille


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