Picture Of Me Getting Naked

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He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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