Picture Of Me Getting Naked

He asked me to send him a picture...

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He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland


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