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He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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