Picture Of Me Getting Naked

He asked me to send him a picture...

Refreshing climax to a long day of shopping


He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. - Don Herold

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil


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