Picture Of Me Getting Naked

He asked me to send him a picture...

Refreshing climax to a long day of shopping


He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Limits, like fear, is often an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch


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