Picture Of Me Getting Naked

He asked me to send him a picture...

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He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W. Somerset Maugham

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille


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