Picture Of Me Getting Naked

He asked me to send him a picture...

Refreshing climax to a long day of shopping


He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. - Don Herold

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown


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