Picture Of Me Getting Naked

He asked me to send him a picture...

Refreshing climax to a long day of shopping


He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W. Somerset Maugham

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W. Somerset Maugham

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille


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