Picture Of Me Getting Naked

He asked me to send him a picture...

Refreshing climax to a long day of shopping


He asked me to send him a picture of me getting naked

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Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. - Don Herold

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch


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