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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

If Moses had been paid newspaper rates for the Ten Commandments, he might have written the Two Thousand Commandments. - Isaac B. Singer

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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21-Feb-2018