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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Thomas Jefferson

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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