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Eggs reading the morning paper

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Thomas Jefferson

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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21-Apr-2018