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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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17-Oct-2017