Moosejaw Driver

How to draw attention away from a truck driver

Marketing ideas for Moosejaw came from Shirley’s Stuffed Cat Shop

Moosejaw Driver carries little cash and is fully naked

Not to be confused with Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, eh!

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

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