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No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown
There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier
All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin
The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet
A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard
In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary
Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram
Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar
Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper
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