Monsoon TV

India celebrities take precedence over Monsoon disasters

Nothing gets in the way of a good Bollywood re-run



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Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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22-Sep-2017