MicroShip

Ship passes through eye of a needle

Sailing on the top of a diamond



Micro Ship

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Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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