MicroShip

Ship passes through eye of a needle

Sailing on the top of a diamond



Micro Ship

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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