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You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A small percentage of something is better than a larger percentage of nothing. - Unknown

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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