MicroShip

Ship passes through eye of a needle

Sailing on the top of a diamond



Micro Ship

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

A small percentage of something is better than a larger percentage of nothing. - Anonymous

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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