Mars Images

Searching for life on Mars

Analysis of latest Mars pictures shows evidence of Martian settlement

Incredible images from the latest batch of photographs sent back by
the Mars Orbiter and Lander. Mars has deeper canyons than our
Grand Canyon, and has a dormant volcano three times higher than Mt. Everest.
Search for evidence for life on Mars

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

see also   Space  Section
Alien Pastry
First Picture Back From Mars!
Proof That There Is Water On Mars
UFO Caught On Tape


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