Diet Scale
Weight scale proportional to food allowance
Life is grim to the right of the water-only line
Recommended food choices for your own weight

see also   Diet  Section
Diet Water
“Eat All You Want” Cafe
Eat Your Vegetables
Health Plug
Health Tip
Health Tips for Fat Friends
How To Cut Down On Your Drinking
How To Weigh Yourself Correctly
New Wal-Mart Mirror
Pill Man

Deep discounts for backhoe operators
Halloween Special
Moving towards stealthy flatulence
Fart Facts
Spooktacular makeup for a ghoulfriend
Halloween Eye Shadow
Genealogy search starts at home
Family Tree
Halloween costumes that need to go on a diet
Mutant Ninja Halloween Costume
Follicle-challenged toque gets head-e reviews
Brain Warmer
Choose your own destiny
Drink And Drive Directions
For those on the go who gotta go
Traveler Toilet
Owl be seeing you!
Moonlight Owls
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Rust-ic Truck
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Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear
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Halloween Dog
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Church Humour
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Dead Phone
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Pen Computing - Future Technology Now
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Beware of Falling Rock Signs
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