Close Encounters of the Whale Kind

Collision course avoided on starboard side

Paddleboarder thankfull for whale U-Turn

Paddleboarder thankfull for whale U-Turn

The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

see also   Scenery  &  Whale  Sections
Bad Luck Kayaker
Humpback Kayak
Kayak Tours for Lunch & Dinner Guests
Whale Skim


Blonde Car Mirror

Happy Scary Halloween

Halloween Horse

Pumpkin Dentures

How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer

Animal Halloween Costumes

Mr. Tea

Raccoon Stormtrooper

Costume Ride

Chinese Sudoku Puzzles

Funnel Farm


Halloween Lamp

Halloween House

Texas Rocking Chair

Struggling Polls

Coffin Attack

Military Motorcycle

Pumpkin Patch Market

Secret Revealed
Submissions by Wayne NowazekFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site