Close Encounters of the Whale Kind

Collision course avoided on starboard side

Paddleboarder thankfull for whale U-Turn



Paddleboarder thankfull for whale U-Turn

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The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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