Bottle Curtains

Truly a Redneck’s Winetopia!

It only took 6 months of hooch for Bubba to create his wine deck curtains





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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke


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21-Apr-2018