Resignation Letter

Lottery winnings from family insiders

Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in



Dear Boss:
I’m resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt’s garage
this morning before coming to work and realized I don’t feel like
working anymore. See for yourself....

Lottery Winnings resignatino letter

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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18-Feb-2018