Resignation Letter

Lottery winnings from family insiders

Inheriting a garage windfall - when your ship finally comes in



Dear Boss:
I’m resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt’s garage
this morning before coming to work and realized I don’t feel like
working anymore. See for yourself....

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Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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27-Jul-2017