Resignation Letter

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Dear Boss:
I’m resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt’s garage
this morning before coming to work and realized I don’t feel like
working anymore. See for yourself....

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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