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Do-it-yourself landscaping - one load at a time

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Moving rock experience from trunk of a car

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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23-Jan-2018