Kelp Us!

Life’s an artistic beach

A-maze-ing sand sculpture



Kelp Us Beach Sign

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The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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24-Nov-2017