Tired Tires

Michelin’s retire-meant plans were once on a roll



Tired Car Tires

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Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit - retire! - Groucho Marx

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson


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16-Sep-2019