Mountain Flock

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. - Mae West

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

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