Signs for the Modern Woman

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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19-Oct-2019