Moron Cliff Walkers

“Hi, my name’s Cliff - drop over some time!”


Two Morons were on a cliff and one of them fell off.

Q:  Why didn’t the other one fall off?

A:  Because he was a little more on.


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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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26-Aug-2019