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Sanctuary By The Woods Bear
When you know you’re getting a little behind...

[Due to the increasing number of bears encroaching on human recreation and hunting grounds the following was published by a deacon of the Sanctuary-by-the-Woods...]

Since hunters nearby are requested to hold fire during Sunday Services, if pursued by a bear you have two options:
A) Escape into the Church;  or
B) Climb the old oak tree just beyond the Sanctuary

(Please do not run through Services with a bear behind!)


see also   Bear  Section
Bear Warning

 

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16-Sep-2019