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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon


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