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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Jones

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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