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Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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21-Feb-2018