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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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