I had a really bad day last week. I inadvertently rear-ended a van.
When we pulled over and got out, imagine my surprise when I discovered that the other driver was a dwarf.
As he approached with a sour look on his face, he looked up at me and said, “I am not happy!”
I couldn’t help myself. I asked him, “Well then, which one are you?”
That’s when the fight started...
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