July 4th Balloon

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July 4th Balloon

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American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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20-Oct-2017