July 4th Balloon

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July 4th Balloon

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There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy


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20-Jun-2018