July 4th Balloon

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July 4th Balloon

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The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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19-Feb-2018