July 4th Balloon

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July 4th Balloon

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The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. - Winston Churchill

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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