Amish Friends

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Amish Friends - man sleeping beside cow

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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28-Jul-2017