Texas Wildcat Dentist

When your well runs dry, go see a Dentist


A Texas wildcatter went to his dentist one morning.

After a thorough examination, the Dentist said, “Your teeth are in great shape. I can’t think of a thing to do.”

The Texan said, “Drill anyway - I feel lucky today!”


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Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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26-Jun-2019