Life Sucks

... especially when you’re the meal ...


Life Sucks when you're the meal

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I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

What is drama after all, but life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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20-Sep-2017