Life Sucks

... especially when you’re the meal ...

Life Sucks when you're the meal

Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. - Victor Hugo

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

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