Life Sucks

... especially when you’re the meal ...

Life Sucks when you're the meal

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Without duty, life is soft and boneless. - Joseph Joubert

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

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