Little Johnny’s Beautiful Examples
Grammar lessons from home

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” twice in the same sentence.

First, she called on Julie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”
“Very good, Julie,” replied the teacher.

She then called on Jethro.
“My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said.
“Excellent, Jethro!”

Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, just freakin’ beautiful!’ ”


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18-Sep-2019