Plane Catcher

He’s got the whole world in his hands



Statue catches plane in its hands

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The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Every cloud has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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19-Sep-2017