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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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