New Canadian Wall

Taking no chances with disillusioned Democrats



New Canadian Wall Of Snow

I started building my new wall at 12:01 Eastern time January 20th, the minute after The Trumpster was officially sworn in. By supper time this evening, it should be close to six feet high and 180 feet long. That will block off the back side of my property line. Now to come down both sides... I am taking NO chances that some disillusioned Democrats may arrive here, unannounced.

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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20-Aug-2019