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How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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